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Saturday, October 3, 2009

FUNKY DICTIONARY

-CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

-COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

-DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

-EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

-HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

-MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

-RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

-SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

-SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

-TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

-TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.

-YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

-WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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